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Знак пред колежа гласи:
Карайте внимателно!
Не убивайте студенти!!
Изчакйте някой лектор!!! |
Нека целуна устнте ти,
Нека почувствам зъбите ти,
Нека почувствам езика ти!
!!!УСМИВКА!!!
Аз съм твоята приятелка:
четката за зъби - БЛЕНДАМЕД
Напомням ти да си миеш зъбите
два пъти на ден, всеки ден!!!
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Малко маймунче пита баща си:
Татко защо сме толкова грозни?
Бащата:
Не се стресирай сине, трябва да видиш този който чете това!!! |
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Между съпрузи:
- Скъпа, трябва на смъртното си легло да ти призная, че преди четиридесет и пет години ти изневерих.
- Прощавам ти, но мисли му, ако оживееш |
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Britney Spears
Piece Of Me
I am Miss American Dream since I was 17
Dont matter if I step on the scene
Or sneak away to the Philippines
They still gona put pictures of my derriere in the magazine
You want a piece of me
You want a piece of me
I’m Miss bad media karma
Another day, another drama
Guess I can not see the harm
In workin and bein a mama
And with a kid on my arm
I am still an exceptional earner
You want a piece of me
I am Mrs. Lifestyles of the rich and famous
you want a piece of me
I am Mrs. Oh my God that Britneys Shameless
you want a piece of me
I am Mrs. Extra! Extra! This just in
you want a piece of me
I am Mrs. She is too big, now she is too thin
you want a piece of me
I am Mrs. You want a piece of me
Tryin and pissin me off
Well get in line with the paparazzi
Who is flippin me off
Hopin I will resort to some havoc
End up settlin in court
Now are you sure you want a piece of me?
You want a piece of me
I am Mrs. Most likely to get on the TV for on the streets
When getting the groceries, no, for real …
Are you kidding me?
No wonder there is panic in the industry
I mean, please
Do you want a piece of me?
I am Mrs. Lifestyles of the rich and famous
you want a piece of me
I am Mrs. Oh my God that Britneys Shameless
you want a piece of me
I am Mrs. Extras! Extra! This just in
you want a piece of me
I am Mrs. She is too big, now she is too thin
you want a piece of me
Ah, oh yeah
h, oh yeah
I am Miss American Dream since I was 17
Dont matter if I step on the scene
Or sneak away to the Philippines
They still gona put pictures of my derriere in the magazine
You want a piece of me
You want a piece, piece of me …
You want a piece of me
I am Mrs. Lifestyles of the rich... |
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